Late into his reign, not only have King Jon's courtiers been wasting years and treasure on a fruitless hunt for some fabled artifact, and not only has an attempt to expand into Brittany taken a dangerous turn, but his court physician is convinced he has the bubonic plague! Or maybe smallpox.To add insult to injury, the resulting bastard is not only born with the STD, but is female and useless to Jon's efforts to produce some Spares to the Throne. It's only after the rest of the court discovers his indiscretion that Jon looks at who he had his king sleep with, and learns she's a certified Lunatic with syphilis. After the royal family takes some losses from plague, King Jon the Fat decides to have an affair with a courtier, not because he wants to, but out of duty to Cornwall.

Okay, of all the people that I've forced my children and relatives to marry, this guy's not the worst in a long way. ( goes to the Arrange Marriage option) Sorry, I Lied, you're actually just marrying her. Alright, so he's arrived at court, that's marvelous, and now, I just need to. Jon: You, my good man, how would you like to come to court for entirely innocent reasons, just because you seem like a good sort of person, and I'd just like you to hang out here, and you know I really appreciate your advice, and you've got a really, really good beard, and any time you're flipping ready - there he flipping is.

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